Jason Romanus

Jay towel in the building. Most of you might not know this but I’m a secret doomsday preparer. I have a total of 8 cans of food in case of a zombie apocalypse. You heard me, 8 whole cans. Don’t even think about asking me to share, cause I won’t. It’s all mine (insert creepy laugh). In my old towel years, I will most likely have a grayer beard but my bottom bitch will think it’s sexy.