The Wedding Party

Dustin Zedacker

Sup Bro? My name is Fetus, call me Dustin if you’re lame. My picture here proves that I went to Hampden-Sydney, don’t question it. I’m by far the skinniest of the group, and my earlobes haven’t fully developed. Don’t talk to me about it, I’m sensitive. In my spare time I have started a new hobby of getting my wife pregnant. When you see her say what’s up.